Saturday, June 3, 2023

On nobodies and lemmings

 





A famous nobody

 

A few years ago Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie appeared in the village and caused a stir. Last year, before my family arrived, Beyoncé, who is infinitely more talented than Hollywood’s dynamic duo, was said to have strolled the waterfront with an entourage from a massive yacht anchored just beyond the harbor breakwater.

 

Famous people, who don’t really interest me, come and go. Beautiful places throughout Greece attract beautiful people. The summer here can be like that.

 

One of the ladies at the sweet shop on the main road has taken to staring at me when I enter the store. It’s not menacing, it’s not a come-on, but I do notice it. This afternoon there was another blue-eye-piercing study, just like in previous days. This time she asked a question from over the counter.

 

“What’s your name?”

 

I rarely use my American given name (Jonathan or Jon for short), preferring to be “Yianni” (my baptismal name) when I’m in Greece. For some reason, though, I deferred to what just a few locals insist on calling me.

 

“My name is Tzon. What’s you’re name?” She didn’t answer.

 

“Are you a musician?” she asks.

 

“Yes, I am. How did you know?”

 

“You a very famous,” she adds with a blush.

 

“No, ma’am, you’re confusing me with someone else.”

 

Sure” she say. “Whatever you say.” And then she winks knowingly.

 

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The human lemming

 

Lying on the beach, festooned in the good Lord’s birthday suit, not a soul in sight along the long ribbon of white sand that extends a half kilometer in each direction. A glorious little camp on the edge of the Mediterranean—the best place to count my lucky stars. A wife and children I adore; good health; and a means of income while living in a tiny house that still seems very much like a dream.


 

I read, I doze off, I resist the temptation to swim. The surf is driven by a fierce southerly, blowing across the open ocean from North Africa. Waves crash on the beach and a thick, white foam rolls up sand and pebbles toward my encampment, stopping just short of my towel.

 

In the distance I see a twenty-something blonde, foreign woman—German, Dutch, or English judging by her fair complexion and skimpy attire—walking in my direction. I continue reading my book, looking up occasionally to notice that she is walking with her head down, zig-zagging slightly. I realize that she is walking while looking at a mobile phone. I go back to my book, a wonderful satire by Paul Beatty. Occasionally I laugh aloud, no one can hear me.

 

When I look up again I notice the arc of her walk. A bit of basic geometry tells me that she will either step on me or fall into my lap. One hundred meters, fifty meters, then just a few steps away. Does she not see me, in her pre-occupation? I wonder. At the eleventh hour she self-corrects and heads down the angled slope, seaward, but not quite parallel to the beach. She never really saw me, so I go on reading.

 

I notice what appears to be inevitable as she continues to angle toward the ocean, seemingly oblivious to the incoming surf. I see it coming, now from afar. A large wave breaks near her, she stumbles, and lands phone-first into the receding ocean. Both phone and young woman disappear momentarily in an agitated sea.

 

She shouts out something, but she is so far away and her words are unrecognizable.

 

 

Primal fears

 

I will admit and submit to two primal fears: snakes and lightning. Snakes because there are so many of them—the non-poisonous ones can be two meters long; the poisonous adders are tiny by comparison, but can be lethal. They are especially prevalent in the spring.

 

If you threw me in a snake pit during a lightning storm, you’d have me. Hands down.

 

While on the beach, my back to the mountains that separate us from Kalamata, I was startled by a loud crack of lightning and the boom of thunder. I turned and realized that the distant storm had crept over me in my oblivion. I quickly dressed, gathered my things, and dashed toward the sand dunes—with a metal beach chair—to where my car was parked, nearly hyperventilating as I unlocked the door. I had neglected to exercise my usual caution while walking through the high, dead grass—where the snakes blend in so well.

 

Yesterday a 26-year-old British windsurfer on the island of Rhodes was struck by lightning and killed while on his board. He lived in a seaside village with his English parents, had learned to speak fluent Greek, and was beloved by the locals. Tragedies happen the world over. This one was avoidable.

 

I was thinking about him when the lightning stuck.

 

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Μπλενεϊκο/Bleneiko: A Ghost Village Near the Mountaintop

 




There is an abandoned “ghost village” high above our mountain village. I had heard about it years earlier.

 

I assume that—like so many places in Greece—a lack of water spelled its demise. My friend Panayioti, the local beekeeper—was born there and told me that as a child there were dozens of homes. Now they lay in ruins. Only the chapel, Saint Demetrios, remains.

 

I was determined to run there, not being sure what I might find. It is an impossibly steep approach, and I made the mistake of setting off too late in the morning—the sun was powerful at 10 a.m. But I wore a hydration vest and brought the usual “kit”: first aid, compass, map, emergency blanket, and my iPhone (which has no service here but takes great photos).

 

On the ascent, after passing one massive villa owned by a very wealthy Swiss family, I was in the wilderness—the wolli-wogs. I came across two large oxen, some wild mountain goats, a few snakes spied from afar, and then the chapel, just after a shepherd’s warren.

 

I noticed some barking on the way down, then realized I had stirred up three or four (I wasn’t sure) guard dogs. There was no way around, I had to pass them in the descent. I was totally apprehensive, so I picked up a handful of pebbles and gravel as I approached the dogs, who stood like sentries on the gravel road. When I bent over for the rocks, I somehow turned on the music on my phone, which was turned up all the way. It was Stevie Raye Vaughn, “Texas Flood,” and the sound of raw electric guitar sent the dogs running.

 

Saved by the blues! You gotta pay your dues if you want to sing the blues…


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