Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Day by day in Messenia




Looking west from the mountain


The morning run

Somehow I managed to rouse myself early enough to run before the rising sun cleared the mountain in whose shadow this little house sits—until about 8 a.m. I followed the switchbacks up-up-up, past “our” village and all the way to Yameia, a vibrant village a few kilometers above Akritohori.



I scattered a small flock of sheep, was greated by the shepherd, then a bit later turned just past the village square and returned to the house, scattering the same flock a second time.

The guardian bee

The concept of the “guardian bee” is a creation of my American friends T. and K., who have observed, quite rightly, that a large thumb-sized bee finds the beachgoer when he or she is set up on Finikounda’s long beach, a 1.5 kilometer stretch of sand that goes by various names—the middle section, called Anemomilos, has a special quality that I won’t belabor. Needless to say, at first this aerial gymnast is cause for alarm for the uninitiated. Soon you learn, this flying machine is your best friend.

Setting up camp


Before you can set up a sunshade and towel, this acrobat appears and spends the entire day (or as long as you're set up) flying in circles around your beach encampment, defending the beachgoer from the smaller but more aggressive flying insects, chasing them away with its superior flying skills and size. It is both remarkable and a bit unnerving to have this mighty creature ensure your safe residence on the beach. It takes some getting used to, but this special service is provided gratis and is much appreciated.

Burned toes

Other thoughts

Today marks my departed parents’ sixty-eighth wedding anniversary. The date is duly noted. They would surely be astounded and perplexed to know that their youngest child--110 years removed from their own parents’ immigration to the United States from the destitude of Greece--has come full circle and returned to the patrida (fatherland).

It’s something about the light

For thousands of years, writers and travelers have commented about the quality of the light in the eastern Mediterranean. It is a fact that words cannot easily describe, yet it is glorious and life-affirming. The Aegean comes alive with the magnitude of colors and shapes, and the vibrancy they bring.

Last night I joinged T. and K. and our Swedish friend for The First Supper in the village, at a restaurant called To Kyma (the wave). We ate an enormous Greek village salad, with hunks of feta cheese, olives, tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, and green pepers, swimming in extra virgin olive oil; baked red peppers stuffed with goat cheese; kontosouvli (pieces of pork slow-cooked on a spit); moussaka (eggplant casserole); tsoutoukaki (pork/beef meatballs cooked in savory tomato sauce, with a hint of cinnamon; beer, wine, and lemonade (my drink of choice), and thick slices of village bread, grilled on a charcoal fire with olive oil and herbs. Cost: 10 euros ($12) each with tip. We ate and (the others) drank for three hours.

The beach encampment

My beach encampment is no more than thirty feet from the ocean’s edge. And yet, it takes a serious dash to the water to keep from burning your feet.

The beach yields piles of dried bamboo (kalami), which is washed up from the winter storms. It makes ideal building material. If you look down the expanse of white ribboned sand, you see any variety of temporary structures. Naturally the Germans build the most serious structures--the Americans not so much.

By 11 a.m. shade is a real necessity. By 1 p.m. you could expire on this southern beach without sufficient water or shade. Sandals are essential for any strolling outside of the water’s edge.

The beach is backed by a zone of sand dunes and a spectrum of unusual flora, including rare wildflowers and mounds of wild oregano. This is part of the European Union’s Natura 2000 designation, a protected area that is the egg-laying area for the endangered loggerhead turtle. If you visit the beach at night—this very month—you can see the large turtles (three or four feet long) plying the surf, lumbering up the beach, and disappearing into the dunes. They bury their eggs, many of which are plundered by the foxes. Sixty days later the surviving clusters of buried eggs hatch and hundreds of baby turtles dash (even by turtle standards) for the surf. Now with the moon rising, this remarkable act of nature can be witnessed from afar.

Tsapi beach--rated G, hence the photo

During the day, this is the PG-13 beach (some adult supervision is required). There are some “very fine people on both sides” of the middle beach, no doubt, but this section is exceptional—frequented by the northern Europeans and the smattering of Americans (exactly three of us). Again, elapsed time on the beach is determined by shade and fresh water. If you lack either, you will last only an hour or so. Or you will look like a pitted prune by 2 p.m.

Don’t say “yes” and don’t say “no”

The problem with knowing a foreign language, especially Greek at a fairly high conversational level, has its many rewards. Nevertheless, it is really important to avoid getting drawn into a conversation with a local and mindlessly answer “yes” or “no” when the thread is lost or is a bit tenuous in translation. You might say “yes” and end up on the receiving of an unidentifiable cooked creature; you might say “no” and worse things happen: strange foods, strange commitments. It is o.k. to say, “I’m sorry—I don’t understand that word.” A lifelong learner, I carry a small notebook and pen wherever I go, including the beach.

Drinking and driving

A good English friend told me about receiving her first-ever OUI while driving in Kalamata, the prefecture’s main city. She was caught in a random road check by the police. They asked: “Have you been drinking.” She replied by saying that she had lunch with her son and they shared a kilo of wine. She failed the sobriety test and was told that if she failed it again in ten minutes she would be summoned. And fail she did.

The police officer ordered her to follow him in her own vehicle back to the police station, where she paid a hefty 250 euro fine and was then allowed to drive home.

What’s in a name

Although my all-important baptismal name is Yiannis (Ioannis, after the Baptist) my American name is Jonathan. Here in the village I am known by several names. Infrequently it is Yianni. More often it is Tzonatan. But more and more people called me “Yanko”—which sounds like “Yankee” but really is a bizarre almagation of all the other options. Yanko is fast becoming my local name—at least among the Greeks.

Bureacracy on steroids

Nothing, absolutely nothing, is possible in official Greece without a long queue, a multitude of paperwork—stamped, signed, and always in triplicate—and that excruciating sense of wonder that anything ever gets accomplished on the state level.

So it was with no small sense of joy and relief that today’s visit to the National Bank of Greece was mercifully efficient.

In true Greek fashion, I wiggled my way to the front of the queue, landing at the head teller’s desk. In short order this kindly man provided with the “roses.” These were once the rose-colored receipts proving money transferred from abroad upon which one’s residency is determined. The “roses” are actually now white, but no matter—they will forever be referred to as the rose papers.

My children will someday inherit this Herculian task if they want to keep this house on the Mediterranean—learning to navigate the bureacracy in this country is imperative. The flaming hoops through which they will one day leap (should they choose to) involves obtaining tax numbers, bank accounts, and the fortitude to endure a bureacracy that is positively Byzantine by any measure. It will be a very small price to pay to keep this sanctuary long after I’ve been pushed out to sea in the long boat.

Their “education” will include the art of cutting lines (queues), sweet talking government officials, feigning ignorance when necessary (this being a critical skill), and the various proven methodologies for beating “the system.” Beating the system is a national sport and I have learned, after many years, how to make the victory podium, one bureaucrat at a time.

Some rudimentary knowledge of Modern Greek is the first step. Alpha, beta, gamma…it’s as easy as ενα, δυο, τρια (one, two, three).

Eating as an art form

A few nights ago I had dinner with my friends T and K at their house, with the broad view of the big beach—an expanse of ocean, bordered by a ribbon of white, that is indescribably gorgeous, all illuminated by a rising moon, the folds of olive groves that wind down to the sea, the warm of breezes of North Africa caressing a bugless night.


Meals are the ultimate art form: they begin late (summers meals are never served before 9 or 10 p.m.) and seem to go on forever. As resident ex-pats, we strive to do as the locals. Eat until you drop. And then eat some more.

Downeast and further east

I live—or aspire to live—in two of the most lovely places on earth: Downeast Maine and southernmost Greece. Each has its own special qualities (and problems, for sure). I would not change my supremely good fortune for anything in the world.

On insight and enlightment

I am taken by a syncretism of Buddhism and Christianity, which makes me a heretic by any definition.

“We have to be truly alive. This is not a matter of devotion. It is a matter of practice. The Kingdom of God is available here and now…it is said that there are 84,000 Dharma doors, doors of teaching. If you are lucky enough to find a door, it would not be very Buddhist to say that yours is the only door. We should not be afraid of more Dharma doors—if anything, we should be afraid that no more will be opened.”

                     Thich Nhat Hanh, Living Buddha, Living Christ


So what do you do there?

When I moved to rural, eastern Maine more than 30 years ago, my friends in New York City asked nervously, “what do you do there?” There was usually some unspoken current of superiority, however unintended, to the question, as if there was nothing “to do” in Maine, and as if there was something so very special to do in NYC that made life elsewhere pale in comparison.

Curiously, some of my dear friends in Maine ask the same question about rural Greece. What do you do there? It is an irksome question, rife with an implication—that the doing is vastly more important than the being.

I am in Maine and I am in Greece: a petty striver, an ambitious searcher, and a dedicated witness to the curia of both places.




Finikounda from above

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